The toilets at Google have no less than 22 buttons (yep, I did count them). As wiping ones own butt is oviously far too great a burden these days these toilets have a little `wand' that can come out and spray water up your arse (or at the front for the girls ... or the boys I suppose) - that's 5 buttons.
The seat and spray water are also heated (4 buttons) and the wand can be moved back and forth (2 more). It can self-clean (many buttons) and do stuff on a timer. It even has a button to flush!
Frankly - I can't write about most of the stuff that goes on here so that's why I'm talking about the toilets. But I'm doing great