I think JWZ and I have the same personal gods who take great pleasure in our misfortune. (seriously, read that link). However, unlike JWZ I actually laugh along.
I suddenly realised something at about 10 this morning walking down a corridor and nearly wet myself. People were walking past me quickly as I just spontaneously burst into fits of giggles. I'm sure a fair number of random people I've never met now think I've a serious mental problem. And I'm still going hours later!
Thing is, I don't actually know that it's happened. But it's just so perfect, and so wonderfully typical of me I'm sure it has. The hand of fate will not be thwarted!
But I'm afraid, dear reader, that the details shall not grace these pages.